Who Is Comrade Cocoa?

Comrade Cocoa is a dog. To be more specific Comrade Cocoa is a Shih Tzu, which translates to "Lion Dog". And to be even more specific Comrade Cocoa is a "hench dog" who resides with Lord Malignance in a secret mountain lair in Colorado.

Comrade Cocoa is unique for many reasons. First and for most he is the only documented non humanoid in the RLSV/RLSH community. Comrade Cocoa follows Maoism which is a form of Socialism. Among some of his prize possessions housed in his own separate quarters in the lair, is a framed picture of Mao Zedong.

Comrade Cocoa was once the #1 Henchdog being higher in rank then all members in the organization save Malignance himself. Ghost of Nixon was promoted to #1 Henchman on 09/16/2009. We are trying to find more information but we believe this was part of a Bolshevik coup created by Ghost of Nixon & Bob.

Some controversy involved with Comrade Cocoa's actions in the community would be his active patrolling on the street. Comrade Cocoa is the only RLSV to go out on regular patrols several times a day, every day, since he was active. His consistent and routine outings makes him even more active then all the RLSH combined.


Much more to come! I hope to be able to get an interview in the coming weeks. Also I give full permission for anyone to print out this blog and glue it to a piece of cardboard to include in their secret RLSV data card collection.