Evil in October

Well it looks like the worlds greatest Communist K-9 Hench dog Comrade Cocoa made an appearance on The Lord Malignance entry for the Evil Halloween challenge.

Cocoa is looking dapper as always with hat and ID badge. The Master of Mao knows evil moves at its own pace and takes time to reflect in the present... embracing each subtle nuance of each moment of life's journey.

Such a life of awe and mystery that very few will ever fully understand.

Who Is Comrade Cocoa?

Comrade Cocoa is a dog. To be more specific Comrade Cocoa is a Shih Tzu, which translates to "Lion Dog". And to be even more specific Comrade Cocoa is a "hench dog" who resides with Lord Malignance in a secret mountain lair in Colorado.

Comrade Cocoa is unique for many reasons. First and for most he is the only documented non humanoid in the RLSV/RLSH community. Comrade Cocoa follows Maoism which is a form of Socialism. Among some of his prize possessions housed in his own separate quarters in the lair, is a framed picture of Mao Zedong.

Comrade Cocoa was once the #1 Henchdog being higher in rank then all members in the organization save Malignance himself. Ghost of Nixon was promoted to #1 Henchman on 09/16/2009. We are trying to find more information but we believe this was part of a Bolshevik coup created by Ghost of Nixon & Bob.

Some controversy involved with Comrade Cocoa's actions in the community would be his active patrolling on the street. Comrade Cocoa is the only RLSV to go out on regular patrols several times a day, every day, since he was active. His consistent and routine outings makes him even more active then all the RLSH combined.


Much more to come! I hope to be able to get an interview in the coming weeks. Also I give full permission for anyone to print out this blog and glue it to a piece of cardboard to include in their secret RLSV data card collection.

Welcome to your Future

Hello fine people of earth! This blog is to honor one of the greatest dogs that the world of super villainy has ever known... Comrade Cocoa.

What are the inner workings of this communist canine mastermind?

Will the ducks join the red tide?

Is the voice of Krampus a laxative?

Did Bob steal his DNA to make a hybrid Rat-Dog creature in the basement?

We will get answers to all these questions and more!